"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via nujahbes)

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf, via princessofdixie)

vanpireweekend:

"do you want to touch each other’s balls on national tv?"

harry:image

(via striderstylinson)

"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
- don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy, via mynameisbruni)

"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"
- Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

(via i-believe-in-castiel)

andrewjg47:

xhardcorebearx:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

Ohhh it’s because I haven’t done these things in this order, now I get it

(via stayy0ungandwild)