May 27
having a doctor who marathon because it’s memorial day weekend and i have no plans because no one loves me. later.
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May 27
At a party
- Everyone: ASS ASS ASS
- Everyone: caaatttttt daaadddyyyyyy
- Everyone: Do da staaankkkyyy leg
- Everyone: call that girl Bo jangles
- Everyone: pussy bitch ass all up in dick ASSS
- Me: play something countryyyyy
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May 27
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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May 26
corporate liz is making a comeback
rocking that american eagle flow in sears optical. i am the most fashionable frame stylist out there.
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May 26
Running in gym class:
Running for free food:
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May 26
who knew going for a run at 6:30 could be so relaxing?
if i keep this up i wont even need coffee this summer. my mom keeps looking at me like i’ve been replaced with an alien or something because i actually got up early and did something, but whatever. working 9:30-4:30 today.
