floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via be-at-ease)

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"
- Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

(via nhprep)

"You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole."
- i am seeing less and less of you, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

(via be-at-ease)

"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are."
- Anonymous (via kushandwizdom)

(via be-at-ease)

"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
- Wise words from my mom (via aurelle)

(Source: smallfreelancer, via veggiesandmacros)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via sunnyoneminute-pouringdownrain)

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

(via oh-look-a-rainbow269)

"Build Muscle
Your body constantly burns calories, even when you’re doing nothing. This resting metabolic rate is much higher in people with more muscle. Every pound of muscle uses about 6 calories a day just to sustain itself, while each pound of fat burns only 2 calories daily."
- WebMD (via motiveweight)

(via healthyhappysexywealthy)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via oh-look-a-rainbow269)